Monday - January 10, 2005

Hoopy Froods ?

Dale, over at Qando has a new translation of the comic book showing Mexicans how to get into the United States. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages.Noteable quote ....

Your best course of action when stopped by the police is to pretend to be a European tourist, so brush up on your German or Dutch. But remember, under no circumstances should you speak French! They don’t like them in America any better than we do. Or, anyone does, really.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/10/2005 at 11:45 PM   
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Excedrin Headache # 439

A Soldier from the Alabama Army National Guard spotted this individual inside the Green Zone.  One .50 caliber round from the Soldier’s sniper rifle later…

“One shot, One Kill”

WARNING!—This graphic image is not for those with a weak stomach—WARNING!

Posted by DR@HDfixit     on 01/10/2005 at 04:06 PM   
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Purge At CBS

CBS announced just minutes ago the results of the independent panel investigating the “RatherGate” fiasco. Download the full report here (PDF - 700 KB). Four top executives were fired over the mess. Heads are rolling at See-BS News ....

Asked to resign were Senior Vice President Betsy West, who supervised CBS News primetime programs; 60 Minutes Wednesday Executive Producer Josh Howard; and Howard’s deputy, Senior Broadcast Producer Mary Murphy. The producer of the piece, Mary Mapes, was terminated.

The correspondent on the story, CBS News anchor Dan Rather, is stepping down as anchor of The CBS Evening News but staying at CBS.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/10/2005 at 01:31 PM   
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Expect A Run On Olive Oil

Researchers are saying that olive oil helps prevent breast cancer.

What do you want to bet that we have some women going on gorging on this stuff (if a little is good, then a lot if better) or possibly even using it to rub on their breasts.

So men, if you come across (no pun intended) a lady that exudes an aroma of olives, run away!  She’s either a loonie or will soon be a tubbie.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 07:32 AM   
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YGBSM!!!!

You gotta be shittin’ me!  That’s what I thought when I read this.

Apparently the ACLU (American Criminal Liberties Union) is suing the state of Connecticut on behalf of an inmate on DEATH ROW because the method of death (injection) will cause this verminous piece of shit “excruciating pain” when inserted into his body.

Last I checked anyone on death row is there not because they dug up Mrs. Smith’s roses but because they either killed one or several people.

Even his father is out there attempting to convince people his son is now mentally handicapped.  Parental love is one thing but to twist the law into a pretzel shape to protect your kids (who committed heinous crimes) is, in itself, worthy of the death penalty, too!

Buried in the article (and I mean buried, as in one sentence) is what this dirtball did---kill 4 girls in 1984.

Imagine, 20 years on death row, eating taxpayer food, getting taxpayer paid housing, clothes, entertainment and lawyers. 

The Benevolent Dictator “Death Penalty” rules?

1. Get convicted
2. Get one year to file two appeals
3. if unsuccessful, die on the first anniversary of your conviction

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 07:30 AM   
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Science In A Redneck Version Of “Watch This!”

This could be interesting. Scientists are launching a probe this week that is expected to impact with a meteor on the 4th of July.

Supposedly it’s impact effects will be visible on Earth.

What troubles me is NASA’s comment which:

“stresses that there is no risk of the comet being diverted on to a collision course with Earth as its orbit brings it no closer than 50 million miles away and the impact will not change this by more than 330 ft..  This is the astronomical equivalent of a mosquito running into a 767 airliner. It simply will not appreciably modify the comet’s orbital path.  Comet Tempel 1 poses no threat to the Earth now or in the foreseeable future.”

Remember the famous last words from every single redneck who has made it into Darwin’s Hall of Fame?  It’s “WATCH THIS!!” and then they died in a blaze of glory.  I’ll be watching for it, though.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 07:04 AM   
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More Leftist Gun Grabbing

Also from Vox Day’s site.

Give it a read and see if you don’t agree.  I like, no LOVE! his solution to neighborhood residency.  And, it goes without saying, violators should be subject to the ANC solution: one settler, one bullet.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 07:03 AM   
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Another Attack

Hosting Matters came under attack last night again. Another Denial Of Service (DOS) attack. This time, HM was extremely quick to respond and re-routed the offending attack. Also, the perps have been identified.

Developing ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/10/2005 at 07:01 AM   
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This Should Have the Lawyers Ecstatic

From Vox’s site, I picked up this story.  I’ll just post a direct quote from the article.  You will need to click here to read the rest. I just don’t know what else to say.

In a move that has millions across the Internet community frowning, Despair, Inc. today announced that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) had awarded them a registered trademark for the ‘frowny’ emoticon which serves as their logo.

Will BMEWS be targeted next?  We’ll need to go consult a lawyer and I hope we do not have to shut our site down because of this.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 07:00 AM   
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Moonbats On Parade

Photoshop yourself wearing nothing more than a plastic sack and you WILL get sacked.

He said he nearly died laughing when he first saw the picture.

Wall, he’s “NEARLY’ employed now.  And very unemployed.

We just can’t win with dumbass journalists and self-appointed, self proclaimed protectors of morons.

“Fast food restaurants—Houston has twice the national per capita average—are partly to blame for the dishonor.... Americans ... work long hours, don’t take vacations, and when you’re faced with the worst nutritional choices, you indulge in those”

Did you catch that?  The RESTAURANTS are blamed.  Not the gluttonous fat fucks who show up to supersize their orders and slather mayonnaise and butter on everything they eat.

The restaurants “FORCED” people to come inside and shoved that food down their throats.

Or so we are led to believe by Men’s Fitness editor-in-chief Neal Boulton.

Someone found religion---in order to then find ways to sue employers or get out of work.

How else do you explain a guy named “KEVIN HARRINGTON” being a Sikh?  OK, he may have converted.  I say bullshit.

Now he’s pissed because the city is making him wear a badge on the do-rag he wears on his head.

Of course, to him is heresy:

“I feel wearing the patch violates my religious freedom”

Hey, he can always go to India and drive a taxi there.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 06:58 AM   
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More Social Engineering

For those who have kids in school, the worst news you can get is to hear that a bunch of kids from the inner city are being bussed in to your kids’ school.  Not because they are poor.  Not because they may be of a different color.  But because you know that most of them are nothing more than disruptive elements.

Take that into the housing business, insert one activist judge, and pretty soon you will have public housing in YOUR neighborhood.

Yep, the people that could give a fuck less about taking care of their homes, that piss in the hallways, that regularly sell drugs on the corners, that break windows, that pimp out women.  It’s all coming to your neck of the woods.

If that happens here then I will pack up myself, my parents, buy 20 acres somewhere and fence it with razor wire and a 50 cal machine gun wired to an automatic tracking device rigged to a motion sensor.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 06:56 AM   
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Tired Of Illegals?

Sign a petition. And don’t forget to write your congress critter.

Here’s what it says:

We, citizens and legal residents of the United States of America, oppose giving permanent residence to aliens living illegally in our country, whether by outright amnesty or under the guise of a guest-worker program. As a matter of principle, we believe that rewarding people who have broken our laws is contrary to our national ideals, and will encourage even more people to disregard our laws and our nation’s sovereignty.

We call on you to carry out the federal government’s responsibility to protect our nation’s borders and to enforce the laws of our land. We ask that you place the interests of law-abiding Americans above those of persons illegally living in our country and of those who exploit them.

We demand that our government respect the commitment made by Congress and President Reagan in 1986 that laws against illegal immigration would be enforced and there would be no more amnesties.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 06:55 AM   
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Lest We Forget

These are the kinds of scumbags we are assisting with tsunami relief.

I have little use for people who do such things not just after a disaster but DURING it.

Really shows me the character of the human beings who live there.

Paradise, my ass!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/10/2005 at 06:48 AM   
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   Sunday - January 09, 2005

Matrix Rebuttal

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/09/2005 at 02:07 PM   
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